(Source: scream, via thechocolatebrigade)
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via tyleroakley)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
(Source: twoukofukawa, via drinkingtheflood)
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
(via swervcity)
