• teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via tyleroakley)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via drinkingtheflood)

gentlemanstatus:

There is no inappropriate time to eat a taco

(via swervcity)

(via swervcity)

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

image

(via niggas-in-panem)

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via swervcity)

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